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SAY ONE MORE JOKE ABOUT MY HEIGHT I DARE YOU -
I HAVE STABILITY (Ability To Stab) -
MENAGE TO SOCIETY I'M ALIVE OUT OF SPITE -
I NEED IBUPROFEN AND TO STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS -
IF YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH ME PLEASE LET ME KNOW AND BE EXTREMELY SPECIFIC SERIOUSLY. I'M CLUELESS -
SOME THINGS ARE BETTER LEFT ALONE LIKE ME, FOR INSTANCE -
ALL THIS PANIC AND STILL NO DISCO -
WISHED I LACKRD CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS Y'ALL SEEM SO HAPPY -
I'M 97% SURE YOU DON'T LIKE ME BUT I'M 100% SURE I DON'T CARE -
JUST BECAUSE I'M AWAKE DOESN'T MEAN I'M REDY TO DO THINGS -
I cast Unflushable turd Upon ur enemies -
I WANT TO BURN THINGS to put my mind at ease -
I'm a malfunctioning member of society -
I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE MY MIDDLE FINGER IS ANSWERING EVERY QUESTION -
BE USELESS SO NOBADY CAN USE YOU -
I'LL EAT A BOWL OF WATER WITH A FORK BEFORE I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR OPINION OF ME -
I'M A CRANKY SHORT GIRL IF YOU DON'T WANT A Sarcastique ANSWER DON'T ASK A STUPID QUESTION -
Don't Flatter Yourself Only Look Up To You Because I'm Short -
I'M NOT A SHORT PERSON... I'M JUST A TALL OOMPA LOOMPA -
I'M A LITTLE SMART ASS SHORT AND STOUT HERE IS My finger HERE IS My mouth -
I SUFFER FROM C.H.S CAN'T HEAR SHIT -
I TALK BIG GAME FOR SOMEONE WHOSE FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND WHEN I SIT IN A CHAIR -
SHORT STANDS FOR SCARY HOSTILE ORIGINAL RARE -
I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE I'M THE ASSHOLE AND IT'S MR ASSHOLE